Omegle No Lifes
the guys with no life, that go on omegle all day in search of chatting with girls. usually begins conversations with ‘s-x?’, ‘hey girl’ or some other remark asking gender first. if the stranger reveals he is a boy, the omegle no life immediately disconnects
typical conversation w/ omegle no lifes
stranger: asl?
you: 13.m.ca
-disconnected-
stranger:asl?
you:13.f.ca
stranger:hey babe
stranger:i have a yu-gi-oh collection you know.. over 300 cards!
you: the f-ck?…
-disconnected-
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