omgswsftm
stands for oh my god she wont stop f-ckin texting me. commonly used when girls that want your rod and you’re not interested in dont leave you alone or get the hint when you dont text them back. can be a thought, said aloud or used in text form as shown.
(mikey’s phone rings)
mikey: omgswsftm!!
josh: who is it?
mikey: -sigh- teresha, she wants the d but i need to tell her i’m not into mexi-stashes…
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