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  the oklahoma medical research foundation, a center for cardiovascular biology, autoimmune disease, cancer and alzheimer’s disease research in oklahoma city. omrf just discovered another gene related to lupus. acronym for “oh my religious figure” to be used when you are texting someone who is a jesus freak and gets offended by the term “omg.” omrf! […]

• DevilKake

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• Device masturbation

  noun; the act of being on an internet enabled device for no reason other than the pleasure of oneself. “there’s been a lot of device masturbation, if you will, and it needs to stop. i know your just updating your facebook 15 times a minute, and there is no reason for it.” my history professor.

• Deviant Gentleman

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• Fuck-limp

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