Omish Oven
the result of when you are standing up and the woman is on her knees with her head under the covers and you fart and quickly pull the covers around her head and your -ss causing a vacc-m tight oven like experience for the girl to bake in and gag. you don’t release the covers until she gets you off.
you: -farts- omish oven time!
her: oh h-ll naw
you: shut up b-tch, your in till you’re done.
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