OMJIZZ
omj-zz (oh-em-j-zz)
an expression usually said right after a surprise or shock, with the possibility of you j-zzing (peeing in your pants).
gf: babe, what did ya wanna tell me?
bf: i’m . . . prego.
gf: omj-zz!
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