omni


1. prefix for “everything”
2. a word used by most corporations h-llbent on getting rich.
omnitech, omnipave, omnicastrate
3. a small car made by chrysler labeled under it’s dodge brand from the late ’70s to early ’90s. while often mocked in it’s day, it proved to be a decent source for reliable transportation as evidenced by the amount still seen on the road in the us. the plymouth version was known as the horizon.
hey, what year is your omni?
a comp-ss or navigational indicator characterized by giving every direction (omnious) except the right one. a true omni navigator gives a direction exactly opposite to the correct direction.
oscar: my omni comp-ss said to go that way in order to get to canada, but i stopped in mexico
what a vegan or vegetarian calls people who eat “normally” or a variety of all types of foods. where vegetarians don’t eat anything that is dead and vegans don’t eat anything that came from something from a thing with a pulse.
my omni friends think i am crazy but this is a lifestyle that i love.
my family is omni, excluding myself.
one of the two main factions in the mmorpg game ‘anarchy online’. viewed as the oppressors within the game, they fight against the ‘clan’ faction for control of the planet rubi-ka.
you omni sc-m will never rule us!
omni tek is your friend.
oh no! the city of borealis just went omni…
basically means, ya i know or “i know all that”
coming from the root wod omnipotent. its slang like southern california shyyaaa
dude 1-sick car bro
dude 2-omni
man of little or no skill at cs; a newbie
f-ck youre nearly as sh-t as omni!

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