omnicot
noun. a gorgeous female, who often goes by the name monica, that is similar to an apricot. she is smooth on the outside, juicy and wet on the inside. she enjoys four wheeling and bud light. if you have an omnicot, don’t let her go. she’s one of a kind!
i’m about to go on a river ride with my best friend, my omnicot.
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