Omnifuck
an action performed on one person. (usually females but sometimes males) when a person is getting it in every single hole all at once. ex: eyes, mouth, nose, -ss, v-g-n-, opened wounds, ears….
dude that girl is soooo hot let’s go get like 9 other guys and omnif-ck her.
1. an all around f-cked up position
or
2. a circle of h-m-s-xuals involved in an oz grunting pumping and sweating good time.
man joining the military is just one big omni-f-ck of a situation to be involved in.
a person who will perform any number of s-xual pleasures to anything that “it” (usually a she) finds aesthetically pleasing. it is usually categorized as neither sl-t nor wh-r- because sl-ts do it for pleasure and wh-r-s do it for money. an omnif-ck does it for the pure enjoyment of ruining all that is decent in public.
1: man, look at brittany! what a f-cking wh-r- hanging around all 3 of those guys! is she dating any of them?
2:she’s no wh-r-! she’s an omnif-ck bro. she did all 3 of them. i watched it on the net last night. she promised me a date next week. i hope she doesn’t have crabs.
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