oms
oh my science!
while most people will say “oh my g-d,” due to g-d being their highest authority, those who do not believe in g-d should say “oh my science,” as it is the highest authority.
oh my science! i have been touched by the flying spaghetti monster’s noodly apendage!
or on the internet…
oms! i have been touched by fsm!
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means “on my soul” as in putting something on your life. kinda like a sacrifice
“people better stop playin wit me oms.”
“oms she a f-ckin lame.”
“thats crazy oms!”
“oms that was funny af.”
oh my science. something said by atheists, inspired by south park.
south park is f-ckin bad -ss son
so are atheists. oms
acronym for “oh my swift!” generally used by the millions of awesome swifties worldwide in praise of the fearless one, taylor swift. similar to the over-rated and over-used omg, but more.. fearless. usually used to express great joy, happiness and all the awesomeness of being a swifty.
oms! her dress is so s-xy!
oh my sean!
oms that voice is adorable!
oms is an acronym for “old man syndrome”. if you can’t remember what you ate in the last few hours or even in the last few minutes then you suffer from oms. some signs of oms are:
1) accidental p–ping
2) accidental p–ping on someone else
3) random yelling
4) saying “what” all of the time when someone asks a question
5) wearing a cell phone belt clip
6) thinking that a coin purse is a useful item to carry around.
7) hating everything, literally peeing hatereade.
8) forgetting everything
9) i forget what i am typing about…..
bob p-ssed himself again, i think we need to put him to pasture before his oms gets the better of him.
“oh my sunshine!!!”
oms this day is amazing!!!
oms you are beautiful!!
oms melissa is phenomenal!!
oms!!!
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