on a boat


t-tle of a great song. (lonley island and t-pain. if someone says this they are either listening to the song; is on a boat;or”im so good you cant touch me” or “im on roll” kinda thing.
(someone is on fire in a basketball game) “dude,your on a boat!”
an alternative way to say “on a roll”. things are going incredibly well for you and n-body can touch you, because you’re on a motherf-ckin boat.
i just got promoted at my job and scored a hot date tomorrow, i’m on a boat!
the best feeling in the world, usually -ssociated with feeling free and happy.
“dude, i just got an a+ on my science test, i’m on a boat!”
1. to be high as sh-t. 2. to be so high, it feels like one is floating.
“dude we need to get going” “i can’t man. im on a boat n-gg-!”
when you are completely “tanked” or drunk you tend to have no balance….as if you were on a boat.
you say “dude, i’m on a boat” then lose your balance and fall the h-ll on your -ss.

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