on dogs
crip slang for “swear to god”
keep popin lip and on dogs ima snuff you n-gg-
swearing on the lives of all of your closest friends.
“dude you f-cked that fat b-tch?”
“no way man, on dogs i didnt”
an agreement for which you cannot lie. if you lie you get punched into the face for each lie.
john:did you steal my money?
tim: naw man i didn’t
john: say on dogs
tim:naw man
john:(punch tim in the face for lying on dogs)
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