On My Dick

a phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.
“oh my god, mich-lle wont stop calling me! she is on my d-ck!!!”
when a girl is obsessed with a guy and is always around him and won’t leave him alone.
the guy isn’t her boyfriend and most of the time doesn’t even like her instead talks sh-t behind her back to his friends.
person #1 “so sabrina’s still calling you?”
person #2 “yeah yo, that b-tch is on my d-ck”
when a girl is obsessed with a guy to the point where she won’t stop calling/texting him or trying to get him to talk to her
-guys phone rings-
-he tells his friend to say he’s not there-

friend: it was that kelly chick asking for you to call her back

guy: f-ck man! this girl is so annoying!! i f-cked her one time and the b-tch is still on my d-ck!
a funny thing to say that makes a viable replacement for “that’s what she said”
“honey i made spaghetti-”
“on my d-ck!”
“- for dinner.”
-sighs-
when someone stay on his hustle 24 hours and got no time to play game.
it’s also refers to the word hustle.

jay: i gotta stay on my d-ck when i’m stackin’ my endz.

jay: i grind everyday cus, i gotta stay on my d-ck to make my money.
(israeli slang): a phrase used to express your utter disregard of the situation. articulation of absolute indifference.
pr-nounciation: al ha-zain sh`lee.
charlie: man, your grades are on the face!
you: on my d-ck, dude.

johannes: man, that kettle on the fire is going to be ruined.
you: on my d-ck..

georgie boy: man, louana’s got the hots for you, whatcha gonna do??
you: on my d-ck man, she’s on my d-ck.
when a person does something that you dont appriciate much.
moshe: i need some money to buy a drink.
me: on my d-ck.