On Shore Help


this phrase, originally used only in the context of telephone customer service, has now gained popularity in any situation that calls for competence beyond what is being offered, or simply used as an obnoxious distraction.
” jimbo had a limp p-ck-r again so i asked for a little on sh-r- help.”

police person: “can i see your license and registration, please?”

laron “only if i can get some onsh-r- help.”

judge: “please remand the accused to custody.”

jumbo (jimbo’s brother) “can’t a brother get some on sh-r- help here or what?”

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