on tap
to have an object readily available or easily obtained
derived from having “tap” water always available
example 1:
why do you buy bottled water? you got that on tap at the crib.
example 2:
that guy is such a player. he’s got b-tches on tap 24/7.
having your ‘ish together.
mom: did you do your homework? your ch-r-s? did you call your grandma?
kid: i got it all on tap.
havin something on tap is having it in an abundance.
this is what you would say to a duff-“wow! she is ugly on tap”
“im awesome on tap”
Read Also:
- On the clock
“on the clock” refers to when one is getting paid by the hour and any setbacks are viewed in a positive light, because the longer the job takes the more you get paid. ryan: “dammit, we’ve hit every single red light on the way!” kevin: “don’t worry about it chief, we’re on the clock!” ryan: […]
- stample
stample is a descriptive, almost onomatopoeic, word to describe the act of being trampled on in a stampede. usually by a herd of elephants, bison, or water buffalo. this word comes in handy whilst on safari, or at your local rodeo when describing accidentally falling in to the steer corrall after a few drinks. “struth, […]
- Stank Star
the place where p–p makes it’s exit. as the young lady bent over, mark licked his finger and stuck it straight up her stank star.
- Steam Pool
(n): hotbox (v): to hotbox something used by chillers and stoners dude man, let’s steam pool your mom’s car man! we just created the greatest room for steam pooling! that steam pool got me so high!
- stem tea
contrary to another definition listed here, the first 1 to 3″ of the poppy stem at the top near the head of the poppy pod actually does contain opiate alkaloids. poppy straw in general, as stated in another entry, is almost useless for making poppy tea (see entry under pt for accurate instructions, tried and […]