on the horn


on the phone; talking on the phone
a: she gave me her phone number two days ago
b: you had better get on the horn pretty quick if you want her to go out with you
a command issued toward a potential administrator/administratrix of f-ll-t–.
on the horn, b-tch!
when the male p-n-s is erected, sometimes “on the horn” is used to explain an inappropriate erection
1. i was on the horn, but she didn’t even notice. (sad face)

2. oh lordy, is he on the horn?

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