on the john
a euphemism for “taking a sh-t” or “in the process of excreting fecal matter out of one’s -n-s.” john is a synonym for toilet.
fbi agent: “we have reason to believe there is an imminent terrorist threat on american soil. we need the -ssistance of special agent jack bauer immediately.”
tony: “sorry, he’s on the john right now. try again in 10-15 minutes.”
(from bathroom) —pffft! pffffffffft! eeeeuuuugh! plop!—
fbi agent: “oh man that doesn’t sound good at all.”
tony: “yeah, he had a super carnitas burrito with extra beans and hot sauce for lunch.”
fbi agent: “well that explains it…..hey, wait a minute! this is 24. n-body ever goes to the bathroom on this show. or eats, sleeps, or showers for that matter. it would hurt our ratings if we showed such mundane daily activities.”
tony: “hey, when you’ve gotta go you’ve gotta go.”
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