on the tether
on house arrest, usually with a tracking device around one’s ankle. like a horse tethered to a post; you can’t go anywhere.
nah, man, you gotta come over to chill. you know they got me on the tether n’ sh-t!
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- or nahd
combination of “nod” and “or nah,” describing the act of nodding in agreement when you can’t actually hear what the person said. useful at c-cktail parties and bars. also useful when you just aren’t listening to somebody like a spouse or significant other. you heard what they said… or nahd
- perniz
a rather large piece of manly junk in his lower area. (also known as a deck. sometimes misspelled as d-ck). mom: bobby how long is your perniz now? bobby: it’s almost 3 inches! mom: wow that’s one big perniz! bobby: suck it mom: okay
- phillip rivers
closet translation is bad-ss a mix of redneck and god. he would have every super bowl ring but he’s not into commitment he wants to play with some more women before he gets a ring. i am the god phillip rivers
- Polly wagger
someone who’s annoying, or silly, or foolish, or basically anything worth being called this harmless name oh my god mr boone is such a polly wagger. or cole you’re such a polly wagger.
- Pot Poser
a person who ultimately thinks they know everything about weed but doesn’t know a single thing and to try and sound cool. when they do smoke, they take a hit, cough it up and swear they are already high. while they are faking the high they post it all over social media claiming they are […]