On the tortilla
a phrase used as a descriptor for a potential romantic relationship that is not of genuine interest. a “side chick”. this tortilla-person would not be seen as first priority. the two in this relationship may be completely unsure if each other’s feelings.
1: do you like this girl foreal?
2: nah dude, she’s on the tortilla. i’m down to kiss her but if she gets crazy it’s no sweat because i can replace her easily.
1: (laughing) you dog! i should’ve known you were on the tortilla with that chick!
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