On Top Of Old Smokey
to top off a pair of t-tties with a load of j-z in a cl-ssy way, of course.
field position: girl on her back during a 69, or with her head hanging off of the bed getting face f-cked.
the score: just before you bust a nut, pull your d-ck out of her mouth, plop your nuts in there, wedge her nose between your cheeks & blow your load all over her t-ts(aimimg for the nipples) while singing, “on top of old smokey”. strictly a cl-ss move.
the extra point(s): fart. (but pull your nuts out of her mouth first!) -or- go for two points; by pulling your d-ck out and wiping it off all over her brand new curtains(you know, the ones that match her dust ruffle), grab your clothes and kick her cat in the -ss on your way out the door.
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