Onaku


a god of skimboarding, controller of excellent waves and skim’ability. pray to this god whilst waiting for a most excellent skiming wave and he may grant you that which you seek. also kin to the g-d poseidon, relationship unknown.
wtf is with these weak -ss waves bro? “onaku grant us the power of skim!” -sweet -ss skim wave appears.

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