Once for a lifetime opportunity
when the chance arises to do something illegal you’ve always wanted to but you unfortunately know it would likely get you a lifetime sentence in prison.
jim: “hey i was stopped at a pedestrian crossing and then of all people i see my boss, walking out in front of me. i could’ve flattened him.”
bob: “too bad you p-ssed up on a once for a lifetime opportunity.”
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