one-car traffic jam
(noun) a vehicle which you are behind is being driven in such a manner that would make you think you are in a traffic jam but for which there is no other cars in front of it; a car being driven unnecessarily or deliberately slow to p-ss off people and create a traffic jam; a potential road rage victim; driving so slow as to delay everyone behind the vehicle but also ironically delaying the driver of said slow vehicle.
not always but often on a city street where p-ssing is neither possible or legal, and on highways or freeways during peak periods, occupying lanes in such a manner as to create congestion.
steve: “is traffic really bad on this street for some reason?”
mike: “no, you’re behind a one-car traffic jam.”
marco: “is there an accident ahead? why is this guy in the honda driving so slow in the p-ssing lane?”
eric: “no accidents that i can see. that guy is a one-car traffic jam.”
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