one eyed penguin


when your doin it in the -ss and the guy spits
on the girls back and yells her name, this will
make the girl think that you have ejacualted on
her back when she turns around you j-zz in her eye
then punches her in the same eye then leaves.. the
next day she will waddle like a penguin and will only
be able to see out of one eye
bill is with his friends then they see his girl friend
waddling with a black eye.. bill says “yea i gave jill
the one eyed penguin last night”

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