one eyed snake


a funny name for a p-n-s
his one eyed snake went into her pink taco
poisonus snake that when aroused spits out a venumous white fluid.
he has a dangerous one eyed snake
a name for p-n-s or c-ck.
take a look at the size of that guy’s one-eyed snake!
a p-n-s, named so because of the appearance of a snake with one eye.
my one-eyed snake spit out a load all over some pretty girl’s face last night
a phallic object. can vary from 2″ to 12″
joel: hey jacky, what did you do this weekend?
jacky: omg, i was at a sleepover at wolski’s place right, and i saw his one-eyed snake.
i’m pretty sure it’s another word for p-n-s. yea, it is. it’s a f-cking d-ck.
jessica: i’d love to see what’s in your pants. is it big?

charlie: of course, i got a one-eyed snake.
a stumpy/long and usually fat or skinny pink, brown or yellow sausage shaped snake that throws up when excited, usually after stroking it. the ‘one-eye’ is actually its mouth from where it sp-nks out sp-nk like a monkey sp-nky kiss it in the funky area.

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