One Eyed Willy’s Eye Patch
a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(aka, gonad goggles, sp-nk or splooge spittoon, pr-cknic basket, or uterus excluderous)
have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of one-eyed w-lly’s eyepatches…remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!
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