One-hand tuck
similar to the p-n-s tuck. the swift tuck you do with your left (or non-dominant hand, leaving dominant hand to shake hands) when you’re in public, standing up and have a visible erection.
typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect p-n-s and fingers at the head of the p-n-s (over clothes). then, push wrist down and fingers up. this results in the p-n-s being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.
when done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. this can be embarr-ssing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
co-worker: “have you seen the bosses new secretary? she’s f-cking hot.”
me: “yeah. when bossman went to introduce us i got so hard i had to perform the one-hand tuck.”
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