one man craps
when a man grabs his b-lls and pretends that he is playing cr-ps. in other words, it is the art of whacking off with your b-lls in your hands at the same time that you are stroking your one-eyed monster.
travis was at home enjoying his lazy sat-rday afternoon. tommy decided to visit travis and watch a ggw video (with a pillow covering his lap no less). tommy went to the bathroom and decided to play some one man cr-ps. travis had to use the batroom and knocked on the door. tommy, obviously frightened, shreaked and blew his load shouting “ahhhh, snake eyes!!!”.
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