one-man luge


when you finally go to bed after a 48-hour vegas c-ke, booze and hooker binge and you lay on your back in the hotel bed, staring at the ceiling, arms tight to your sides, losing your sh-t, questioning your decision-making ability and praying you’ll survive.
during breakfast at the bellagio: “how’d you sleep last night? do a little one-man luge in your hotel room?”

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