One More Turn Syndrome
a condition often -ssociated with strategical games of the video nature. it has destroyed the lives of many, causing sleepless nights and missed job interviews. symptoms include a detachment from reality, complete lack of time awareness, and an inability to stop mobilizing your forces.
a far greater threat than restless leg syndrome, yet it frequently goes unrecognized and untreated. the silent killer.
scene:
little johnny (age 12) has been playing civilization 4 for the last three hours.
11:30 pm
little johnny: ” i’ll go to bed after one more turn.”
12:30 am
little johnny: “just one more turn.”
1:30 am
little johnny: ” i’ll go to bed after just one more turn.”
7:00 am
parents find little john dead, eyes glued to the screen and only two turns away from world domination. one more turn syndrome strikes again.
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