One Off The Cuff


a term meaning to m-st-rb-t-.also: w-nk, beat, wack off, rhythm man, jerk off and knock one out
” my bird isn’t comin’ round tonight and i’m f-ckin h-rny, i know, i’ll have one off the cuff

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