one off the wood
getting a nice cold frothy beer off the tap at a gross local pub. one off the wood can be abbreviated to 1otw.
gross beer guy: “are you keen smash one off the wood later”
tall mysterious guy: “ohh yeaaa”
beautiful girl: “my misso is away so ks 1otw!!”
pierced eyebrow person (undefined): “smash that mf wheres the gold”
beautiful outstanding freakiest outgoing loving person get you a deset
the act of going down on a woman she is squirting in your face. not to be confused with a golden platapuss. to platapuss a person is like going down on a water slide face first.
- to confess
when you’re in love with someone and you want to tell it. i wanted to confess my feelings for you…
a f-cking ugly dust monkey crackhead that n-gg- dirty n-gg- starmel
teamates who are dumb as pigs. we lose because we have such pigmates!