one second
what you say when you really don’t wanna do something but when people keep bugging you about it, you conveniently get them off your back with the simple phrase.
hey, get in here and load the dishwasher!
uh, one second…
n.
an unstandardized unit of measurement commonly used to describe a period of five or more minutes.
in the public restrooms
guy#1: hurry up -sshole, i ain’t got all day!
guy#2: just one second, godd-mnit, i’m almost done!
(20 minutes later guy#2 leaves)
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