one shit wonder


while taking a dump, a person simply produces just one big long piece of sh-t that amazes the human eye. although, this will be the only piece of sh-t you’re able to get out during your entire bathroom session, the joy that comes with it is immeasurable. common feelings include deep satisfaction, amazement, relief, and a well sense of being.
“i felt like my -ss was gonna explode after all those tacos we ate man! but, instead i just had a one sh-t wonder! the thing had to be a good foot and a half long. so satisfying. so soothing”
the act of someone taking such a m-ssive sh-t that they don’t feel the urge to go within another week. usually, after someone pulls a one sh-t wonder, they feel very light-headed. it is also very common to occur during the nighttime.
“why haven’t you been going to the bathroom lately, son?”

“last tuesday i had a one sh-t wonder.”

“oh, i thought that was your father p–psterbating”

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