one-text bitch
when you are mad enough at someone but only enough to confront them for the time period of one text message.
mark: whats up
jenna: nothin but that sucked that you forgot my birthday yesterday
mark: i’m sorry, i really forgot! i’ll make it up to you
jenna: it’s no problem, i just had to be a one-text b-tch. we’re cool now 🙂
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