One Two Shuffle
the act of going to the toilet to urinate and part-way through manoeuvring to bust a dump. this requires the individual to awkwardly move from a standing facing position while simultaneously pulling down their pants and doing a 180 into a seated position.
it took every ounce of my coordination to pull off that one two shuffle on the flight to vegas.
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