One Way Photo
the art of getting your photo taken with a non-willing partic-p-nt, usually a member of the opposite s-x or a celebrity that is far too busy to be posing with people like you.
big gay al-“hey look, there’s david beckham trying not to get noticed”
chris-“go and pester him for an autograph”
big gay al-“he won’t be up for that”
chris-“well go and stand next to him for a swift one way photo, you can be out of his way before he even knows you’re there”
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