One Week Anniversary
what 13-year-olds perceive as the best day of their lives and they think it’s the next step to marriage. they’re ready to maul their one-week-long boyfriend’s b-n-r.
shanghai: omg i can’t believe it’s been one week with bae!!! i love you so much <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
tokyo: omg want to c-m ovur and celebrate with some friends? :):):):):):):) happy one week anniversary!
logical person: f-ck you both, you're both f-cking stupid. you're 0-years-old and think you're the coolest person. stop looking for attention you -sshole.
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