onefutecarpetin


onn-fúü-teh-karpet-íñ

1. the perfect way to cheat someone out of a hard fought game of scrabble, by going over the top and using all of one’s pieces to cover the entire board just because hewas “abstract” with a word too when he was really stuck and needed some help (i mean really, just when life needs to cut you a break it goes and kicks you back down into the mud and then proceeds to poke you in the eye and hurl matriarchal abuse in your general direction).

2. a nonsense word/phrase (eg. “rama-lama-ding-dong”, or “give peace a chance”)
3. see “cheating”
h: hey, i’m going to cheat. how about “onefutecarpetin”, that’s an unrealistic word and it’s worth about 140 points!
m: no! cheating is wrong!
h: {evil laugh} i’m going to do it anyway, because i hate society and fair-play {repeats evil laugh}. death to the west!

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