onesies
colloquial description of a one piece leather suite used for motorcycle riding. term originally coined by highly esteemed female australian bike rider of melbourne location many many years ago. since purchasing her own “onesies” it has been decreeded under melbourne bike rider -ssesment to be the hottest -rs- in a set of onesies evvaaaaaaaaaaar !!!
she ” dude onesies for the track today ?”
dude “h-ll yeah help me pull ’em on”
she ” meh, your -rs- aint never gunna look as good as mine does in onesies”
one piece long underwear, generally worn by infants and toddlers. plural of onesie.
i have a drawer full of onesies from when i was five years old.
s-xyyy !
s-xiest garment on earth 😉
ninette: yo bry, r u going to the pajama party ?
bry: yea im wearing my onesies
ninnete: s-xayyy ! 😉
a one piece snow suit. worn back in the day when skiing was young. now commonly worn by thy gaper. comes in solid or multiple bright colors. do not wear in colorado or you shall get mugged.
for gaper day, i decided to wear a onesy.
n. urination. derived from the term number one. originally used in the sitcom show scrubs.
“sorry, gotta go make onesies.”
a one hitter; a pipe used for smoking marijuana
did you bring onesy? make sure onesy is packed full of funsy.
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