onesock
to receive oral s-x from someone in a cinema
hey man, last night i took this b-tch out to see wall-e and she totally gave me a onesock!
(noun) a person who only wears one sock on their right foot, but not on the left. or vise-versa.
“so yeah, i wasn’t wearing any socks.”
“really? well i tend to be a onesock.”
(verb)infinitive: to walk around with one-sock all day because all of the other socks are dirty
jerry was one-socking it at work and he smelled like chlorine.
when jane played strip poker with her calculus teacher, she used the one-sock method to stay ahead.
chuck norris not only invented method one-sock, he also invented socks.
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