onetwo


onetwo is when you take a sh-t in a urinal.
i had to drop a deuce, but all the cr-ppers were taken. i had to drop a onetwo in there. its gonna be h-ll cleanin that sh-t up.
1.to “manually pleasure” a girl
i hear dazza gave her the old one-two

they’ve gone to the other room for a bit of one-two

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