some weird -ss kiddo that eats toilet paper while he sleeps.
“a onion jack is a dude who eats paper while looking at a chick’s -ss.”
a g-y individual who likes giving blumpkins to people for a cheap price and likes to have his -rs- stretched very wide. thelonewhitewolf must be a relative of your’s jimmy as you both do the same things
- got schooled
getting out done, out smarted, out witted by someone. “you have tremendous stamina to speak,” said jay byrd to his wife. the former diplomat just realised she got schooled by husband-absorbing-too-much-diplomacy when she read between the lines to know it wasn’t a compliment and he actually said, “you talk too much.”
- scissor trap
a combination of two girls scissoring and finger trapping a solo girl. when two girls are scissoring each other, two guys come in and plug the girls respective b-tt holes, effectively trapping them while scissoring. i was scissoring with my girl anna when her ups delivery guys busted through the door with our amazon prime […]
a v-g-n-. i gafloybadeed her gaflabity with my googus.
when you get ruffied by an old famous black actor and wake up with dried c-m all over your face. jamie doesn’t remember what happened last night after work, but is pretty sure she got bukosbied because she woke up with dried c-m on her face and several empty pudding cups in her bed.