Onion News


a news show that is funny, yet untruthful. a parody of an actual newscast. all news is fake, just based on popular culture. (pop-culture)
i saw an episode of onion news yesterday on the computer. i laughed at what news they put up, for a second i thought that it was real.

that episode of onion news was the best one yet, it had me screaming!

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