onion peels
n. toenails that have either been clipped or peeled & removed from the toe. this is because the peels of an onion look like removed toenails, & smell pungent like removed toenails.
dude, i gotta kick lisa outta the house man – i found a small pile of her godd-mn onion peels sitting on the kitchen table and i almost f-cking puked my eyes out.
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