onion

brisbane onion tutorial.

onion: a girl who will let you put anything anywhere for any amount of drugs, usually a wash will do.

sweet onion- an onion who thinks shes a princess and believes that anyone actually cares. (aka in denial onion)

crushed onion- just dont go there.. its smashed.

red onion-
brissie top shelf onion. knows her sh-t. you start crying before you even start to peel back the layers. usually go by the name of disgrace….
“g-d that disgrace is no ordinary onion, shes got layers”

pickled onion- an onion that got more than a wash bag. -beware- these onions are smarter than they look… cause someone gave in.
man 1: i love onions

man 2: which kind do you prefer
man 1: the cheapest kind

man 1: that disgrace is so much more than just one single onion”
man 2: “yeah shes a whole sack”
an ounce of cocaine
“takin’ orders is sunnin, an ounce of c-ke is an onion” r.i.p. big-l
a very nice -ss on a hot chick
origin : -ss is so fine it makes me want to cry (as an onion does)
d-mn! did you see the onion on that b-tch?
1)an ounce of drugs :cocaine…weed…
2)a really phat -ss on a chick that will make u cry if she ever let u hence “onion”
1)ray ray got knocked (busted arrested) w/ 2 onions.
2)d-mn she got an onion booty!”
an ingenius term popularized by men’s ncaa basketball commentator bill raftery; used only at times when an indelible impression is left on the audience by a performer.

most notably, ‘onions’ was used to describe the incredible string of game-winning shots h-t by syracuse guard gerry mcnamara.
‘down to three seconds. . mcnamara with the runner at the buzzer. . . . . onions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’
an ounce. (see zone)
i need bout an onion of dat purp.
40 things you didnt need to know about onions:
1. onions are vegetables
2. onions are edible
3. they make you cry…
4. they make good dip
5. onions grow underground
6. they taste bad raw
7. they give you bad breath
8. onions come in 3 designer colours (red yellow and white)
9. they can predict the weather in winter
10. they go good in a bbq
11. they are not sweet
12. onions have layers
13. if you chew gum while cooking them you wont cry
14. they are about 30 calories
15. they can be sliced, chopped and diced
16. onions are shallots cousin
17. they can be pickled
18. onions are like ogres
19. they can be peeled
20. they are highly water based
21. onion breath can be cured with some parsley
22. onion in j-panese is onion
23. if you leave them out in the sun for too long they start to grow roots
24. they are eaten heaps in libya
25. the heaviest onion was 10 pounds and 14 ounces
26. onions don’t grow on the moon
27. onion spelled backwards is noino
28. they are not like cakes
29. onion is pr-nounced un-yin
30. if onion was a number it would be 151491514
31. an onion can make a bland sauce
32. onions has 3 vowels
33. onions have skins
34. onions don’t like garlic
35. there are nice deep fried as rings
36. onion rhymes with bunion
37. onions make really bad gifts…
38. alliumphobia is the fear of smelling onion and garlic
39. onions wont stop vampires…
40. onions should never be juiced
an ounce of any drug
yo kid i’m on the block slanging onions of weed

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