online acceptance letter


the coldest, most impersonable way to get denied from the college of your dreams. ironically, a few days after you see that those f-ckers denied you virtually, you get a letter that denies you all over again.
boy:hey, i heard you applied to dartmouth!
girl: yeah i looked up a copy of my online acceptance letter, and i found out they f-cking rejected me.

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