the moment when that cute thing you type online sounds dumb when you say it out loud in real life. like when you actually say “sneks” out loud.
“hey, come check out this reddit for sneks.”
“for sne-… never mind i just realized this is stupid and a waste of everyone’s time. ”
“you just had online phonetic palatability disillusionment didn’t you”
“yeah, it hurts a little.”
- rule of 69
a shortcut to estimate the time it takes for someone to double his money, based on the interest earned, which is given by: number of years = 69 ÷ interest rate. at a 3 percent interest, compounded annually, how long would it take the princ-p-l amount of an investment to double? the rule of 69 […]
- white phone voice
when a person who normally doesn’t speak in proper tone changes their tone of voice to sound as if they we’re professional. guy 1: yea n-gg-, and then he tried to run up on me but i wasn’t having that sh-t tho. guy 2: that’s mad crazy son i woulda been bugging out, better you […]
someone in a first person shooter who is so f-cking good with a sniper that they use it even in close range and still somehow manage to beat your -ss when you try to shotgun or sub-machine gun them. 1: why am i so bad now? 2: wha? 1: man, i used to be able […]
- lead paint republican
republicans that are upset that the liberals and the main stream media conspired to do away with perfectly safe lead paint. the lead paint republicans are upset that liberal scientist and media are against asbestos tissue paper and dust masks.
pretty savage. she always knows what to say (not) and she’ll always try and find a way to make new friends. she’s extremely insecure and sometimes made fun of. either way she gets through all that sh-t and remains a good person. she has many friends but not all are “real.” ilderina’s pretty lit tbh. […]