online shape-shifting
when someone constantly changes their chat/profile names to entertain and confuse others.
-person1 is now barack obama-
20:07 barack obama: i can do some real damage now.
20:07 person2: xd
-person1 is now jackie chan-
20:08 jackie chan: lol
-person1 is now albus dumbledore-
20:09 albus dumbledore: lolololololololol
-person2 is now mick jagger-
20:09 mick jagger: :u
-person1 is now kesha-
20:11 kesha: xddddddddddddddddd
20:11 kesha: we’re going to rule the world, dude
20:11 mick jagger: xd we can be anyone at anytime.
20:11 kesha: >:3
20:12 mick jagger: we’re like online shape-shifters o___0
(…and thus online shape-shifting was born)
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