onomatelopasaurouseperino disease
onomatelopasaurouseperino disease is a severe condition, in which the fallopian tube–most commonly used in star bucks–turns green and rots away. the rot of the green fallopian tube causes fatigue, irritability, heart palpitations, and draymond green to snapchat a photo of his d-ck. symptoms include: runny nose, dry scr-t-m, an erection lasting more than four hours, and child labor.
patient: “hey doctor, i believe that i may have onomatelopasaurouseperino disease.”
doctor: “oh sh-t! guys, get on snapchat quick!” everyone, but the patient, gets on snapchat hurriedly, “d-mn, that sh-t’s big!”
patient: -dies a horrible painful dreadful uneventful handful death-
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