onosecond
the horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embar-ssing) implications for you. this is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
message: “i’m free this afternoon so come over and f-ck me senseless, my parents will be out all day”
recipient: mum
message sent
– onosecond occurs here –
this occurs when you’re at a party with all the cool kids and a second too late you realise you’ve accidentally put on a yoko ono solo record. rapidly followed by you being shown the door and asked to never come back.
– cd starts –
yoko (+ some freaky weird–ss music): eeiiiiiee yeuuu ooeee ieiiei olaoolaaaolo
– onosecond happens right here –
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